Colbert at the White House Correspondents’ Assoc. Dinner

May 1st, 2006 | By Ara | Category: Amusement, Funny, George W. Bush, Humor, Jokes, Media, Notable Quotes, Television, Video

YouTube.com (at C-Span’s request) has taken down the videos linked below. But Crooks and Liars still has their link up.

C-Span also has the show on their site. Google Video also has it.

1. Click the “play” button to view the first part of Colbert’s presentation:

“Democracy is our greatest export. At least until China finds a way to stamp it out of plastic for 3 cents a unit.”


2. Here’s the second part of Colbert’s presentation:

“This President has a very forward thinking energy policy. Why do think this President is down on the ranch cutting that brush all the time? He’s trying to create an alternative energy source. By 2008 we will have a mesquite-powered car.”

3. Here’s the third and final part of Colbert’s presentation:

(Colbert as WH Press Secretary): “I have a brief statement. The press is destroying America.”

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