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dick Cheney vs. The Sopranos
The following is reprinted without permission, but with a LINK to the original, and a nudge to check out more of McSweeney’s Internet Tendency where you can find more silly lists.
Vice President
Dick Cheney or
Phil Leotardo From
The Sopranos?
BY BENJAMIN FREED
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1. “Except for the occasional heart attack, I never felt better.”
2. “You sound like a damn politician with all these excuses.”
3. “What can you do—throw money at the problem?”
4. “He’s never won anything, as best I can tell.”
5. “Next time, there won’t be a next time.”
6. “You couldn’t fuckin’ retire?”
7. “Principle is OK up to a certain point, but principle doesn’t do any good if you lose.”
8. “First off, it wasn’t an offer. It’s my position.”
9. “Everyone knows that you’re not really a man unless you own a gun.”
10. “I’ll take that Discman and I’ll ram it up your box.”
11. “You want compromise?”
12. “Go fuck yourself.”
Answers under the fold:
And after you’re done scoring yourself, read this first class rant. Read it out loud, with passion! Great therapy.
Dick Cheney: 1, 2, 4, 7, 9, 12
Phil Leotardo: 3, 5, 6, 8, 10, 11
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