Other Uses For Women’s Underwear
by Mark Adams
ARVADA, Colo. — Police are looking for two crooks who tried to disguise their identities by covering their faces with women’s thong underwear during a robbery of an Arvada Diamond Shamrock gas station. . . .
The man wearing the green thong over his face is in his early 20s. He’s 6 feet tall and weighs between 160 and 180 pounds. He has short black hair and was last seen wearing a dark blue shirt, blue jeans and dark shoes.
The man wearing the blue thong over his face is in his early to mid 20s. He’s between 5 feet 8 inches to 5 feet 10 inches tall, 180 to 200 pounds. He has short black hair. He has a 6-inch cross tattoo on his right upper arm and a tribal tattoo on his left upper arm.
. . . and Thongs over their faces!
