Other Uses For Women’s Underwear
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by Mark Adams
ARVADA, Colo. — Police are looking for two crooks who tried to disguise their identities by covering their faces with women’s thong underwear during a robbery of an Arvada Diamond Shamrock gas station. . . .
The man wearing the green thong over his face is in his early 20s. He’s 6 feet tall and weighs between 160 and 180 pounds. He has short black hair and was last seen wearing a dark blue shirt, blue jeans and dark shoes.
The man wearing the blue thong over his face is in his early to mid 20s. He’s between 5 feet 8 inches to 5 feet 10 inches tall, 180 to 200 pounds. He has short black hair. He has a 6-inch cross tattoo on his right upper arm and a tribal tattoo on his left upper arm.
. . . and Thongs over their faces!
Heh. That reminds of the scene in Raising Arizona where Nick Cage (who has attempted to disguise himself by wearing pantyhose pulled down over his face) has just robbed the convenience store (of Pampers) and escapes by car-jacking a guy in a pickup truck. The driver takes one look at Cage and utters the immortal line:
“Son, you got a panty on your head.”