Brits Issue Secret Gag Orders (List of stuff you can’t talk about that will get you arrested is classified — so watch your ass.)
Top Ten Cheeses — yes, cheeses
“When I air my grievances this year, they’re all about how commercial Festivus has become,” said Wil Wheaton, the actor who portrayed Wesley Crusher on the television series “Star Trek: The Next Generation.”
“And don’t even get me started on the new ‘designer’ aluminum poles,” he added.
Seven Best “Capers” (Note, not the pickled nasturtium seeds, but actual … you know … crimes.)
Vote for the best: “Brinks Job meets Thomas Crown Affiar via Craig’s List.” “Half-pennies add up, ala Superman III or Office Space.” “ID Theft Stinging.” “ATM Hacking.” “Citi 7/11 ATM Surprise.” “Underpants Gnome of the Trucking Industry.” “Don’t Get Mad, Get the Phone Guy.”
Unbelievably the woman who made up a fake kid with a mohawk and tatoo, then went on TV claiming the kid was missing after leaving it with a toothless French nanny in order to lure back an ex-boyfriend on Christmas didn’t make the cut.
My favorite, funniest political moments. Make-up, $68,400. Hair, $165,000. Wardrobe, $180,000. Sarah Palin “pardoning” a turkey: Priceless!