Some Things On the Intertubez Are Not True
OUTRAGEOUS!!
- For instance, “Obama’s Elf” is not the original title to this song, but you’ll never hear this song the right way again.
- Also, Google Earth did NOT find the Lost City of Atlantis — or so they want you to believe.
- Being pissed off at the Republicans for wrecking the world is not “partisanship, it is analysis.
- Prawo Jazdy is not the world’s worst driver — unless he’s really Keyser Söze.
- Hip Hip will not save the Notorious G.O.P.
- Barack Obama is not bigger than the Beatles.
- Joe the Wall Street Analyst is not going to gain much sympathy from guys really named Joe who really do plumbing work.
- Roland Burris is not going to last another week.
- Republicans are not being shut out of the health care negotiations — they just refuse to show.
- Norm Coleman will not be able to get elected dog catcher after all this crap.
- Nowhere are they really promoting what Americans really want to debate.
- Finally, it must be pointed out that “John Gibson never compared Eric Holder to a monkey with a bright blue scrotum,” - Huffington Post, February 19, 2009.
