Wait. What? GLEN Beck? I thought you said JEFF Beck. Oh, crap. (VIDEO)
Jun 24th, 2010 | By Ara Rubyan | Category: Humor, Republicans, VideoFather Guido Sarducci everybody!
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Obama needs to adopt The Samuel L. Jackson Scale of Black Emotion (VIDEO)
Jun 24th, 2010 | By Ara Rubyan | Category: Barack Obama, Humor, Video…because he needs to calibrate his feelings to a level acceptable to white people.
“Life is a club where they won’t stand for squawks, where they deal you only one hand, and you must sit in.”
Jun 11th, 2010 | By Ara Rubyan | Category: Humor, PoliticsPolitico’s Roger Simon returns to work — wait for it — after having his legs amputated. I can only hope I have his sense of humor after an ordeal like he’s been through:
Q: I have a gruesome and disgusting question.
A: Of course, you do. You are one of my readers.
Q: What do they actually do [...]
Ohio’s Official Rock Song
Nov 9th, 2009 | By Mark | Category: Amusement, Funny, Humor, MusicViA TV TropesThe 1985 resolution in the Ohio General Assembly that made “Hang On Sloopy” the state rock song (there’s a reason why you hear it at every Ohio State football game) had lines such as:
WHEREAS, Adoption of “Hang On Sloopy” as the official rock song of Ohio is in no way intended to supplant [...]
“Oh Betty and Veronica, you disappoint me.”
Jan 8th, 2009 | By Ara Rubyan | Category: HumorAmy Carter’s metal spiky teeth? Willie Lincoln’s death by typhoid fever? If Jon Stewart were having more fun, he’d have to be twins.
More Lists
Dec 27th, 2008 | By Mark | Category: HumorUnbelievably the woman who made up a fake kid with a mohawk and tatoo, then went on TV claiming the kid was missing after leaving it with a toothless French nanny in order to lure back an ex-boyfriend on Christmas…didn’t make the cut!
Sarah Silverman’s Great Schlep Might Be Working
Oct 15th, 2008 | By Ara Rubyan | Category: HumorSo this guy, Mike Bender, takes Sarah Silverman’s challenge and goes to Florida to talk to his grandparents about voting for Obama.
Palin Debate Shocker!
Oct 2nd, 2008 | By Mark | Category: HumorRepublican Vice Presidential nominee, Governor Sarah Palin, may have pulled off the most stunning piece of political jujitsu in history at tonight’s debate.
SNL: “I’m John McCain and I approved this message.”
Sep 24th, 2008 | By Ara Rubyan | Category: HumorDarrell Hammond as John McCain from SNL, Sept. 20, 2008:
Aide: We actually recorded your ad digitally, Senator.
McCain: Digitally? … With your fingers?
Obama Got Himself Some Mawble Cawlums!!
Aug 27th, 2008 | By Ara Rubyan | Category: HumorYeah! Yeah! Ya’ GOTTA get yourself some mawble cawlums!! The Romans had ‘em — and they didn’t do too bad, right? Hey, you know what? Take a good look at the White House! Notice anything classy on the porch? CAWLUMS!! So, come on down to Mike’s Marbleopolis, and get yourself some CAWLUMS!!
