“Oh Betty and Veronica, you disappoint me.”
Jan 8th, 2009 | By Ara Rubyan | Category: HumorAmy Carter’s metal spiky teeth? Willie Lincoln’s death by typhoid fever? If Jon Stewart were having more fun, he’d have to be twins.
Amy Carter’s metal spiky teeth? Willie Lincoln’s death by typhoid fever? If Jon Stewart were having more fun, he’d have to be twins.
Unbelievably the woman who made up a fake kid with a mohawk and tatoo, then went on TV claiming the kid was missing after leaving it with a toothless French nanny in order to lure back an ex-boyfriend on Christmas…didn’t make the cut!
So this guy, Mike Bender, takes Sarah Silverman’s challenge and goes to Florida to talk to his grandparents about voting for Obama.
Republican Vice Presidential nominee, Governor Sarah Palin, may have pulled off the most stunning piece of political jujitsu in history at tonight’s debate.
Darrell Hammond as John McCain from SNL, Sept. 20, 2008:
Aide: We actually recorded your ad digitally, Senator.
McCain: Digitally? … With your fingers?
Yeah! Yeah! Ya’ GOTTA get yourself some mawble cawlums!! The Romans had ‘em — and they didn’t do too bad, right? Hey, you know what? Take a good look at the White House! Notice anything classy on the porch? CAWLUMS!! So, come on down to Mike’s Marbleopolis, and get yourself some CAWLUMS!!
If you like this post, please subscribe to read more content on this topic.Courtesy of Blender, the candidates each provide their Top Ten Favorite songs.
BARACK OBAMA
1. Ready or Not Fugees
2. What’s Going On Marvin Gaye
3. I’m On Fire Bruce Springsteen
4. Gimme Shelter Rolling Stones
5. Sinnerman Nina Simone
6. Touch the Sky Kanye West
7. You’d Be So [...]
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