Wait. What? GLEN Beck? I thought you said JEFF Beck. Oh, crap. (VIDEO)
Jun 24th, 2010 | By Ara Rubyan | Category: Humor, Republicans, VideoFather Guido Sarducci everybody!
Father Guido Sarducci everybody!
…because he needs to calibrate his feelings to a level acceptable to white people.
Politico’s Roger Simon returns to work — wait for it — after having his legs amputated. I can only hope I have his sense of humor after an ordeal like he’s been through:
Q: I have a gruesome and disgusting question.
A: Of course, you do. You are one of my readers.
Q: What do they actually do [...]
ViA TV TropesThe 1985 resolution in the Ohio General Assembly that made “Hang On Sloopy” the state rock song (there’s a reason why you hear it at every Ohio State football game) had lines such as:
WHEREAS, Adoption of “Hang On Sloopy” as the official rock song of Ohio is in no way intended to supplant [...]
Amy Carter’s metal spiky teeth? Willie Lincoln’s death by typhoid fever? If Jon Stewart were having more fun, he’d have to be twins.
Unbelievably the woman who made up a fake kid with a mohawk and tatoo, then went on TV claiming the kid was missing after leaving it with a toothless French nanny in order to lure back an ex-boyfriend on Christmas…didn’t make the cut!
So this guy, Mike Bender, takes Sarah Silverman’s challenge and goes to Florida to talk to his grandparents about voting for Obama.
Republican Vice Presidential nominee, Governor Sarah Palin, may have pulled off the most stunning piece of political jujitsu in history at tonight’s debate.
Darrell Hammond as John McCain from SNL, Sept. 20, 2008:
Aide: We actually recorded your ad digitally, Senator.
McCain: Digitally? … With your fingers?
Yeah! Yeah! Ya’ GOTTA get yourself some mawble cawlums!! The Romans had ‘em — and they didn’t do too bad, right? Hey, you know what? Take a good look at the White House! Notice anything classy on the porch? CAWLUMS!! So, come on down to Mike’s Marbleopolis, and get yourself some CAWLUMS!!