John McCain

How you know we’re headed for hell in a handbasket: McCain tells Snooki, “I won’t tax your tanning bed.”

Jun 11th, 2010 | By Ara Rubyan | Category: 2010 Elections, John McCain, Politics, Republicans

As if Joe the Plumber weren’t enough to drag McCain into the abyss…



No Wonder They Lost

Dec 13th, 2008 | By Ara Rubyan | Category: John McCain

And you thought the campaign was over, didn’t you?



(UPDATED) McCain: “I am not a crook George Bush.”

Oct 21st, 2008 | By Ara Rubyan | Category: John McCain

It is baffling to me that so many of the barking heads on TV can be so tone-deaf and still keep their jobs.



The Moment You Waited All Day For

Oct 17th, 2008 | By Mark | Category: John McCain

Ya wanna know what’s funny? The “wealth” Obama wants McCain to share equals only $404.80.



BREAKING: McCain, Bush “two separate people.”

Oct 15th, 2008 | By Ara Rubyan | Category: John McCain

In what might be the knockout punch Sen. John McCain wanted and needed so badly tonight, the Republican nominee boldly and forcefully declared that he is “not President Bush.”



It’s Official

Sep 30th, 2008 | By shep | Category: John McCain

Irony is dead…



Saying Its Name

Sep 10th, 2008 | By shep | Category: 2008 Presidential Election, John McCain

by shep
Andrew Sullivan gets beyond the lipstick:
So far, he has let us all down. My guess is he will continue to do so. And that decision, for my part, ends whatever respect I once had for him. On core moral issues, where this man knew what the right thing was, and had to pick between [...]



A Noun, A Verb and “P.O.W.”

Aug 22nd, 2008 | By Mark | Category: John McCain, Lead Article

WHY SO FURIOUS?

I still don’t know how many houses the McCains own, not that I really give a flying fig, but the freakout is absolutely uproarious. It must be a big deal since Assrocket is calling it a “kerfluffle.” If Multiple House John already told Multiple Choice Mitt he would be the VP, [...]



There Are No Electoral Votes in Germany

Aug 4th, 2008 | By shep | Category: Amusement, John McCain

Republican presidential candidate John McCain hopes to enhance his appeal to blue-collar voters and those in the Northern Plains with a visit to a giant motorcycle rally in South Dakota.
The Arizona senator will be stumping for votes Monday at what amounts to an annual motorcyclists’ Woodstock in Sturgis, S.D. The event, billed as the largest [...]



Two Faces and No Brains

Jul 2nd, 2008 | By shep | Category: 2008 Election, Barack Obama, John McCain, Media, Politics

I wonder if the Village Gasbags will be able to figure out who is demeaning whose service?
“I can’t speak for them, but we all know that General Clark, as high-ranking as he is, his record in his last command I think was somewhat less than stellar.”
– Orson Swindle, John McCain Campaign
Just in case there’s still [...]